Need something to say about hot dogs for National Hot Dog Day? Here are snappy quotes about the beloved American classic. Perfect for a backyard barbecue, ballpark, or hanging out by street food stand.
Don’t forget the kids. As a bonus, we have some one-liners for them to share with everyone.
List of 26 hot dog quotes
“Hot dogs are the epitome of summer, childhood, and America.”
“Hot dogs are like hugs in a bun.”
“A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.” – Humphrey Bogart
“Life is better with a hot dog in hand.”
“Our brain, our body, craves fat. We cannot help it. That’s why a kid will eat a hot dog quicker than a piece of broccoli.” – Jose Andres
“Hot dogs are happiness on a bun.”
“Hot dogs are a passport to nostalgia.”
“Hot dogs: the original fast food.”
“When your kids LOVE sushi and hot dogs, you get creative.” – Kim Kardashian
“Hot dogs: a simple pleasure that never gets old.”
“There’s nothing like a perfectly grilled hot dog on a summer day.”
“A hot dog is not a sandwich; it’s a category of its own.” – Jim Gaffigan
“If you’re the only hot dog stand in town, your hot dogs don’t have to be good.” – Anthony Stanley
“Hot dogs are proof that dreams can come true in a bun.”
“I need a little sugar in my bowl and a little hot dog in my roll.” – Bessie Smith
“Hot dogs have the power to bring people together.”
“Hot dogs are like smiles; they make everything better.”
“I basically love anything that comes in a hot dog bun… except hot dogs.” – Gwyneth Paltrow
“Hot dogs are a timeless classic that never go out of style.”
“Hot dogs are the original street food; a taste of pure delight.”
“Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.” – Dwight D. Eisenhower
“Hot dogs: the fuel that powers summer adventures.”
“Hot dogs: the perfect mix of simplicity and deliciousness.”
“I say everything’s about company. A gourmet meal with an asshole is a horrible meal. A hot dog with an interesting person is an amazing meal.” – Chris Rock
“Hot dogs are the MVPs of cookouts and tailgate parties.”
“Hot dogs: the food that turns ordinary moments into cherished memories.”
19 Hot dog one-Liners for the kids
How did the hot dog ask the ketchup out on a date?
He mustard up the courage!
What do you call a hot dog race?
Wiener takes all.
Where do you smart hot dogs go?
On the honor roll.
What do you call a dog with a fever?
A hot dog.
What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it?
Why did the hot dog fail in his exams?
Because he gave the wurst answers.
Why are hot dogs angry?
Because they are always getting roasted.
How did the hot dog get a job in spite of having a criminal record?
That’s because it was a misde-wiener.
What do you get when you cross a chicken, a cow, and a pig together?
A hot dog.
What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter?
Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup?
Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture?
None of the rolls were good enough.
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
Why do all hot dogs look alike?
Because they are in bread.
What’s the difference between a Yankee Stadium hot dog and a Fenway Park hot dog?
You can buy a Yankee Stadium hot dog in October.
Did you see the movie about the hot dog?
It was an Oscar Wiener.
What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog?
Stop touching my buns!
I was eating a hot dog the other day and when I took a bite ketchup squirted in my eye.
Now I have heinzsight.
I take my time while putting toppings on my hot dogs.
I choose to relish the moment.